I hate humans. The world is Hell. And the crowning glory of hatefulness in this world is Men
Roleplay account for Pascal from Felidae.
Was actually after he died in the movie and now a ghost. Magical Anon made him alive. (and nothing changes that.)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
So…am I the only one who knows about this movie and still loves it?
REBLOG TO PROVE THIS PERSON IS NOT THE ONLY ONE
If they don’t have an Oscar catergory for ‘Most Disturbing Animated Feature’ they better ducking make one. I bet Felidae would win an Oscar in that catergory.
AGREEED.
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
AH GOSH this has made me so happy
what wonderful peopleIt’s like she understood they were helping ;;
(crop)
Bluebeard paused. “You would be a horrible, abusive father.”
Pascal rolled his eyes.
“No? Not to my one children, what are you thinking, hm? The only who would abuse them would be man.”
“NO WAY.”“…How- you know what, a Magic Anon made me pregnant with a lynx for I don’t know how long, so I shouldn’t bother questioning anything batshit insane that happens anymore.”
“Well, at least it is a lynx! I have a HUMAN.”
“YOU AREN’T THE ONE WHO’S PREGNANT!”
“YOU AREN’T THE ONE WHO MADE A HUMAN PREGNANT. THAT’S THE WORST THING.”
“HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK!?”
“I DON’T EVEN KNOW.”
do any of you even like my blog or am i just here entertaining myself
(Source: paul-i-am-falling)
“NO WAY.”“…How- you know what, a Magic Anon made me pregnant with a lynx for I don’t know how long, so I shouldn’t bother questioning anything batshit insane that happens anymore.”
“Well, at least it is a lynx! I have a HUMAN.”
“YOU AREN’T THE ONE WHO’S PREGNANT!”
“YOU AREN’T THE ONE WHO MADE A HUMAN PREGNANT. THAT’S THE WORST THING.”
“NO WAY.”“…How- you know what, a Magic Anon made me pregnant with a lynx for I don’t know how long, so I shouldn’t bother questioning anything batshit insane that happens anymore.”
“Well, at least it is a lynx! I have a HUMAN.”